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=Welcome to the ICTUWIN wiki!=

The ICTUWIN wiki is a formidable online resource for only the most special children, because only the most special children get taught by Ms. Sprague, Ms. Engelmanas, Mr. Inacio and Mr. Jaffer. And, since we've brought up the formidable, dedicated educators by name, let's go into a bit more detail on each of them.



//**Mr. Inacio hails from the bustling megalopolis of Stouffville, Ontario. The eighth of nine children to Fazio and Ellen Inacio, he was born on the first day of the first month of the second year since the Kansas City Royals last played in a World Series game. His middle names, George and Brett, are not, as you'd think, a reference to Kansas City's all-star third baseman of the 1980s. Rather, they refer to two men Fazio Inacio broke out of prison with in the early 1960s (imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit).**//

//**Mr. Inacio became an educator after a promising MMA career was derailed by an injury to his second spleen. He has an Honours degree and takes no guff.**//



//**Ms. Sprague is the female equivalent to the man with no name. She appeared, as if from nothingness, on the educational front in the late 1990s. She never talked about where she'd been, instead offering a thoughtful look away, into the distance, if ever asked about her origins. Since winning Rookie of the Year from the GECDSB in 1999, she has taught more elementary school grammar lessons than any of her competitors. Such exploits led her into free agency with a head full of steam and when she signed a four-year, $53 million (USD) contract with the local Catholic board, few were surprised.**//

//**In her spare time, Ms. Sprague enjoys moving the furniture around her house -- with only her mind.**//



//**Ms. Engelmanas, upon retiring from Wall Street, became an educator because let's face it -- when your net worth exceeds $565 million (USD), you've got nothing left to prove to the business community. A four-sport star at the University of Tennessee, she currently still holds the SEC record in the triple jump as well as the trigonometry jump -- a maneuver most are unable to complete with their lives intact. In addition to sports, death sports and day-trading, Engelmanas has a particular interest in grammar. She made the news in 2007 for viciously beating a co-worker with a semi-colon until braces and brackets started coming out of the man's nose. She was acquitted of this crime due to the man's history of comma abuses.**//



//**With little aplomb or celebration, Mr. Jaffer retired from the world of competitive monkey/llama lassoing in 2005. This was unfortunate; Jaffer had set the standard in winning seventeen consecutive world titles. Thankfully, he used his tremendous celebrity to impact the world positively. In 2006, he opened the first library in all of South Carolina that wasn't just a room filled with dirt biking magazines. In 2007, he married Shannen Doherty, only to divorce her four months later due to the former 90210 star's violent temper.**//

//**Two years later, he successfully cross-bred the honeybee with the dairy cow so that the milk said bovine produced, put over any cereal, made that cereal a "honey" version of whatever it was. He was then sued by General Mills.**//

//**These days, Jaffer splits his time between his brother's guest-room and the YMCA. His focus in education is simply to get young men to stay away from Shannen Doherty.**//